I'm feeling self-absorbed at the moment...

Trivia About Me That People Will Eat Up If I'm Ever Rich and/or Famous:
I always eat jelly beans two at a time. the pair must be of the same flavor. when I chew them, I alternate sides of my mouth.
all my fingernails are permanently ridged from a high fever I had as a baby.
first cd I ever owned: the b-52's, cosmic thing.
strangest physical "talent:" clapping one hand.
I'm descended from scottish royalty (word to my homies in edinburgh--Deus juvat, baby!).
my career goal was once to be a Presbyterian minister.
I'm terrified of helicopters.
I'm fascinated by building demolition.
and finally, there are few things in the world that make me happier than lemon sorbet. very few.