I was looking at some recent (as in past few days) pictures of me tonight, and there's just no delicate way to put it. I cannot believe how fat I've gotten. stepping on the scales confirmed it; I weigh the most I ever have. I know not a lot of people think I'm overweight, but you'd be surprised how much you can hide under the right clothes. I'm not judging myself in terms of society, or in relation to any of my friends or family, but by my own standards. no more of this rampant snackage. diet time, hardcore.

and will some employer please contact me, if only to say "drop dead?" thanks a heap.