uck. so many waking hours spent at the office lately. more work equals more money, but sanity can't be bought. I need a rest.

the birthday was good. got the big present from my parents: a chest freezer. am I domestic or what? now when mayfield birthday cake ice cream is buy one get one free I can stock up and get even fatter!

at some point in life I want to become a figurehead of some positive group or organization. figureheads really have it made. all the perks, all the visibility, none of the legwork. it seems like a pretty decent gig.

I have an idea for a new hobby. I'm going to buy a bicycle and equip it with a wire basket and a bell. I'm going to take it to downtown gso around 5:00 and look for pedestrians who seem to be in a hurry. I will then proceed to ride around them in circles ringing my bell and impeding their progress as much as possible. I think it would be good clean fun.

okay, time to clear something up. many of you have heard the rumors of colin farrell's...natural endowments. and of course, there was the whole sex tape leakage that his attorneys managed to get tightly under control. well, almost. let's just say that the file still lurks in some seedy back alleys of the information superhighway.

personally, I call him a "high average." but if most people regard him as humongous, my self esteem should really be a lot higher than it is.