I think the best possible song for a quote-unquote indie pop band to cover would be "wichita lineman." are you reading this, ben? just because death cab signed to a major label doesn't mean you can't still have some fun.

having just reviewed the previous paragraph, I find my use of quote-unquote quite humorous. I bet it'll annoy all kinds of people, too. expect to see it again.

speaking of songs, even though it wasn't intended as such, fire island should adopt "twistin the night away" as its theme. think about it: new york, people who "are so gay," queens? it seems obvious enough to me.

I'm the last healthy person in the nor'easter; everyone is currently or has been very flulike. wish me luck staving it off.

I have a great american respect for baseball, but I'm getting pretty tired of evvvvvvverything on fox getting pushed aside for it.

anyone who lives in, has ever lived in, or has ever heard of the triad should read this.