this is going to sound stereotypical, but there's no denying it lately. the ladies in my life give me...well, some problems, but nothing out of line. it's the men that are the issue. here's what I want: I want to sit down one-on-one with every guy that I encounter regularly--friends, relatives, co-workers, even some I don't really know--and give them performance reviews. I want to discuss their roles in my life and how they should be modified (or not). I want to give ultimatums and dictate appropriate behavior. and I'd better see note taking and attentive expressions. when it comes down to it, I might even have to do some downsizing.

bunch of lousy pig fuckers. sorry, that was my inside voice.