why eating six krystal cheeseburgers is like hiring a high-class call girl: sure it's a great experience, but you still feel dirty and ashamed afterwards. and perhaps--at least in the case of the krystals--a little ill. blaarrggh.

weird esp moment of the day: woke up with "ahab the arab" stuck in my head. haven't heard that in a quite a while (not that I've missed it). it was on the radio when I drove home. it was maybe the fifth time I've ever heard it on the airwaves. and lemme tell you, there are reasons for that.

I just don't know if I could ever date anyone who wears a scarf and tucks it into his coat. y'know, in that formal looking way that guys do? looking back I realize that I've worn my scarf that way before. I never will again.